petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
canada that totally is a planet shut the fuck up
This is a cool website that lets you calculate your age had you lived on any of the other planets in the Solar System. It not only gives your age in days and years but also tells you when you can celebrate your next birthday if, say, you lived on Mars.
I think we all need to take a moment to appreciate this gif and the animators responsible for it. Because seriously. Just look.
Coming to get ya Lelouch
Ready, and…
…uuuup we go (shoosh dont notice one of my arms is inexplicably longer than the other)
what the fuck is going on here
when did i turn around
still coming for you lelouch
right as soon as i finish this inexplicable spinkick
Yeah, I don’t even know what he’s trying to accomplish here
The better question is why Lelouch hasn’t shot him yet with the clearly visible gun.
There is nothing about this frame that is not beautiful. Sometimes I wonder how the animator responsible for this frame feels about their life.
oh fuck
fuck my gun
fuck
no fuck
how have you not landed yet
NO FUCK
GET AWAY
THIS IS NOT WHAT I ANTICIPATED FOR MY DAY WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
D:
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I don’t know about you, but I’ll never look at that gif the same way again.
whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do
I just want to tell them
did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats himu sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom
Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other?
(Source: dustulator)
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
(Source: creepyabandonedplaces)
