August 2012
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Sleep was the greatest invention in the history of mankind. When I was sleeping,...
– Jenna Black, Shadowspell (via larmoyante)
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derkhale:
i’m crying it looks like isaac just got caught staring at scott’s butt
aw yeah mama that’s some sweet mexican booty
what
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i am genuinely so sorry:
gyzym:
greenberg was walkin2 the field wit the coach n they were crossin da rode.
he sed “coach will u h8 me 4evr”
coach said “NO..”“
greenberg cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
coach was cryin and went to pic up his body.
he was ded.
coach whispered 2 the corpse “I ment 2 sey i will h8 u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he h8 greenberg moar den 4evr)
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sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
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finnickwhoredair:
are you ever just slapped with the realization that you grew up to be vicky
admit it
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ghostbono:
david karp gets interviewed for a publication
the interviewer asks him an 11th question
david karp screams “ASK LIMIT” throws cinnamon in their face and runs away
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harperowen:
trying to remember what’s canon and what was in a fic
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doctorharleyquinn:
ohgermanlove:
good things about autumn
the leaves change color
feeling rain
seeing rain
hearing rain
cloudy skies
cardigans
hats
big sweaters
daily cups of tea
baths that last hours
halloween
the way everything smells
pumpkin patches
literally everything
THE FACT THAT YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE YOU STEPPED INTO SATAN’S ASSHOLE MAYBE
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Harry Potter vs. Twilight, the obvious winner
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wwiao:
please send this to all harry potter fans to enlighten them
omfg i cant stop laughing this is so funny
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No, no, never a real consideration of wanting to play Charlie. And when—when I...
– Ezra Miller (via perksofbeinganinfinitewallflower)
j-levitt:
oh you don’t listen to pop music would you like a nobel prize for that
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it’s a friday night. all the other girls are out in miniskirts at nightclubs. im at home in my pajamas, hair tied back, no makeup on, drawing a pentagram on my floor and lighting candles to summon satan because i have always been unique thats just who i am.
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prustens:
does anyone have like a default obsession
like your mind switches through these current obsessions and once the hype kind of dies down, there’s always this one fandom that it switches back to when there’s nothing else new and it’s like always there without fail
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yourfiancebeyonce:
my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
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can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
#gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today
#I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative
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o-brosey asked: and we might as well add onto that post: derek is still useless
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theboywhorunswithwolves:
friendly reminder that nobody died in the finale and the power of human love saved jackson and he finally became a werewolf and allison came to her senses and stiles was a total hero and scott had a fucking brilliant plan all along and peter hale is apparently not actually here to wreak havoc he’s here to be the sassiest uncle in town
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