May 2012
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leasarfatis:
i was born with glass bones and paper skin every morning i break my legs and every afternoon i break my arms at night i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
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still thinking about that nick photoset
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me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
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deep-throat-draco asked: might be writing an au harry/louis where harry is Rapunzel?
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deep-throat-draco asked: when i come visit you can we just get drunk and cook stuff.
April 2012
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PHOTOSHOP MASTERPOST
itspond:
Tutorials:
How to color porn.
Gif tutorial
Graphic tutorial
Adding colour to the background of an image
How to make gifs fade in and out
How to do the 3d effect
tumblr basics and tricks
how to add a blogroll to your blog
Edits with silhouette
using textures
flash effect
Movie poster tutorial
glowy effect
graphic tutorial 2
graphic tutorial 3
coloring a black/white image
...
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john-freakin-lennon:
while everyone in my photography class was out taking pictures i changed all of the backgrounds on their computers to nicolas cage
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n3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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colfricans:
reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates
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mycroft:
raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the fact that justin timberlake refuses to make any more music.
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i just named my phone freedom.
-makemesmile:
that way i can let freedom ring.
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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
effyeahchampomix:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK...
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cespur:
hey guys remember when the american soccer team was out of the world cup and the new york post ran this cover
good times
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gweebog:
gweebog:
dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner
okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved
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wtfmanga:
Hamster phone sex
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