March 2012
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Lily: Barney, I dont get it. You don't do a damn thing in any of these clips
Barney: Exactly, because that's who corporate America wants- people who seem like bold risk takers but never actually do anything. Actually doing things gets you fired. In fact, I'm writing a book on this very phenomenon.
Marshall: Really? You're writing a book?
Barney: No. That would be doing some- are you even listening?!
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Anonymous asked: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
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Anonymous asked: Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R
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Anonymous asked: Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
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deep-throat-draco:
My mom is in the kitchen talking about how sexy Snape is.
howtobeinconspicuous:
Ten rape prevention tips:
coerulescens:
1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is...
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“you’re my soul mate” i whisper as i look at the blog of someone who lives thousands of miles away and who i’ve only ever talked to on the internet
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teacher: its time to watch a movie
students: yay
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
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vondell-swain:
if somebody wanted to see you naked they could just brew a polyjuice potion and suddenly your whole body would be theirs to explore at their leisure without your consent
the wizarding world is not a comfortable place
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venula:
Bon Iver - Skinny Love
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shikamarus:
have you ever loved a fictional character so much that you could literally write a novel about why they’re so perfect and flawless and you just want them to be real so you can be their best friend or marry them but you know they’re not and they never will be so instead you just sob to yourself in your room
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imaginaryhat:
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes one half of your otp dies instead.
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a romantic boat ride
One day, just you and me, we’ll go sailing. I’ll push you over the edge, and you’ll go flailing.
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