that cunthole, steve

pinkandsatiny:

 #there #i’ve done it #we’ve won your damn war #margaery will be queen #and i will be her knight #and there will be a giant gaping hole in our lives where the man whose clothes i’m wearing was #how does this war matter when renly is dead #how does this matter #i hope you’re happy #i hope you’re proud #there are all these men marching around him and he is all alone #he’ll make sure margaery is safe #oh he’ll do that #(his queen like he couldn’t his king) #but this war means nothing to him #all these men marching around him and he is standing there in dead renly’s skin #drowning

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

• person:hey wanna hang out
• thoughts:omfg how do i get myself out of this

dinuguan:nuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

New favorite thing to say when disappointed. 

geromy-kyle:

minestuck:

geromy-kyle:

tltty:

notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!

america: 1

britain: 0

notice how every other country in the world hates you

what about canada

canada doesnt hate us

nobody cares what canada thinks

plz don’t make me go back to work omg

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:

“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”

“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”

 

“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

 

“what happened to us?’

“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

siriuslysalvatore:

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head