Ask him if he’ll set you up with zayn
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
look at these fucking hats. mod c thinks they’re ugly but we are legally obligated to let you know about new homestuck merch so
we’ve done it
a hat on a fucking hat
this is truly the pinnacle of homestuck merchandise
This is exactly what would happen
i have sinned.
- Will Turner with the hat
- Will Turner with the bandana
- Will Turner when he’s like ‘SHE GOES FREE’
- Legolas when he jumps onto that horse by going backwards and shit
- Legolas when he falls into judgmental elven superiority
- Will Turner when he’s like ‘blah blah i have morals pls hang me too’
- Will Turner when he’s like hardcore making out with Elizabeth in front of her DAD like wow
- Legolas whenever he is in the background like this O_o
- Will Turner when he breaks the candle holder in the hallway and hides it
- Legolas when he’s like ‘Aragorn my brother, let’s only speak Elvish until u say something troubling and then I will shout it in English for all to hear’
aka the I’M NOT OKAY GIVEAWAY in which one of you lucky bastards is gonna get a survival pack for when the end comes
what you get:
(2) homestuck t-shirts, from whatpumpkin or topatco
(1) homestuck hoodie from whatpumpkin
(1) drawing of your homestuck OTP by indigonite
(3) albums from the homestuck bandcamp
(1) sbahj magnet pack OR a captchalogue board
assorted brazilian candy
(1) vial of my homestuck-loving tears
if you are following me you also get:
(1) large pizza. i will order you a pizza.
(1) homestuck official poster
50 dollars worth of merchandise from ANOTHER FANDOM (cause we’ve gotta move on, kids)
it ends when homestuck ends. the last upd8. the final animation.
likes count, reblog as much as you want, i don’t care
giveaway blogs count too i don’t care
i will ship anywhere in the world i don’t care
you have to have your ask box open so i can get your shipping info. if you don’t reply in three days i will pick someone else. sorry!
you can choose the t-shirt prints, pizza flavor, etc
also, hussie said new homestuck stuff is going to be added soon, so i might throw in a few more items later. don’t worry, you will get the updated bonanza bundle no matter which version you reblogged
good luck yall
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.